The leprechaun footballer prefers to celebrate something else on St. Patrick Day. Luck is like an unpredictable set of dice; some days you get too many ones and other days a lucky seven., 62. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? The next batch of jokes is so bad, its awesome. 69. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. I find these pranksters very o'ffensive. Irish people forget their worries and enjoy themselves to the fullest on St Patrick's day. What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Luck plays a role in success, according to those who have failed. //